Diary of a Goon

WITH A DOUGHNUT IN EACH HAND...ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.
My HERO, David Bailey took this of me for British Vogue, and for my 26th birthday is presenting me with the signed original. Not even gonna lie… can quit my job now… There is nothing more i DARE ask out of life…

My HERO, David Bailey took this of me for British Vogue, and for my 26th birthday is presenting me with the signed original. Not even gonna lie… can quit my job now… There is nothing more i DARE ask out of life…

Something I definitely DIDN’T see at London Fashion Week. 

Something I definitely DIDN’T see at London Fashion Week. 

FRONT ROW. sounds glamorous… But in actual fact a bit of a bum rush…My Dear friend Gizzi Erskine and I are bringing a new meaning to the words Cheek To Cheek.
I rather enjoy the woman behind who looks as though she’s about to bite into Gizzi’s hat… 

FRONT ROW. sounds glamorous… But in actual fact a bit of a bum rush…My Dear friend Gizzi Erskine and I are bringing a new meaning to the words Cheek To Cheek.

I rather enjoy the woman behind who looks as though she’s about to bite into Gizzi’s hat… 

Watch out Palermo, Chung, Bosworth…New Style Icon in Town…. Pretttty classy… Karl Lagerfeld will just NOT stop calling me to be his muse. seriously…it’s getting a little embarrassing… mans needs to chill out… 

The Monique Lhuilliere moment I wish I’d witnessed last year… sigh…

The Monique Lhuilliere moment I wish I’d witnessed last year… sigh…

Turns out this years Idiocy for fashion was a Repeat of last February… where I donned LITERALLY a swim suit, a petitcoat and some patent sandals in February all from H+M. But let’s all have a moment of silence for the Polka Dot Shoes. And then let’s at least give out an “ahhhh” for the liquorice Allsort Jewellery made by Ed Sheeran’s mum. WWW.EDSHEERAN.COM

Head to Toe HIgh street at London Fashion Week? yes please… 
If there were ever a preppy farmer… I believe this is what they would look like…
Jacket: Reiss
Dungarees: Urban outfitters vintage section
Shirt: Mink pink at Urban Outifitters
Satchel: H+M
Pastel mint Shoes: Topshop… Please note that they are steel capped. The enemy of testicles everywhere. Deadly. 

Lipstick: Schiapp By NARS…

Head to Toe HIgh street at London Fashion Week? yes please… 

If there were ever a preppy farmer… I believe this is what they would look like…

Jacket: Reiss

Dungarees: Urban outfitters vintage section

Shirt: Mink pink at Urban Outifitters

Satchel: H+M

Pastel mint Shoes: Topshop… Please note that they are steel capped. The enemy of testicles everywhere. Deadly. 

Lipstick: Schiapp By NARS…

Another idiotic but entirely worth it outfit. This one was definitely the nail in my chest infection coffin! Note the classic photo taken from Vogue of me and my mad Bambi dash accross LFW… smooth…

Dress: William Tempest

Shoes: Vivienne Westwood Melissa shoes for Urban Outfitters

Cardigan: Topshop

Top: Cameo
Tie: American Aparel
Skirt: Dahlia (sold at Topshop)
Bag: H+M
Socks: Urban Outfitters
Shoes: My beloved Charlotte Olympia
Hat: Vintage

i was channeling my inner Harajuku girl. 

Top: Cameo

Tie: American Aparel

Skirt: Dahlia (sold at Topshop)

Bag: H+M

Socks: Urban Outfitters

Shoes: My beloved Charlotte Olympia

Hat: Vintage

i was channeling my inner Harajuku girl. 

My London Fashion Week Wardrobe

For me the key is quirky comfort. You have to run to a hundred shows which all seemingly run simultaneously, chaos doesn’t even BEGIN to describe it… Stillettos + Cobblestones in Somerset House courtyard= DISASTER. My bum learned that one the hard way when it became very well acquainted with said cobblestones… thankfully people still thought I was Konnie Huq back then… You will notice however, I didn’t take February temperatures into consideration… and now I have flu. And I bloody deserve it…

I am not about to start discussing the fine details of colours and textures of the season to come…because there are 700 billion bloggers who can, will and probably have done so…and it’s SO not me… These are just some things I saw and liked at Fashion Week. Pure and Simple.

When I was 16 I was told to lose weight by a modelling agency, i went home, distraught, and drew this… I decided modelling wasn’t for me…SAY NO TO SIZE ZERO… Let’s all pray to see a little meat on the Catwalks this year…

When I was 16 I was told to lose weight by a modelling agency, i went home, distraught, and drew this… I decided modelling wasn’t for me…SAY NO TO SIZE ZERO… Let’s all pray to see a little meat on the Catwalks this year…

More of my 17 year old art… (please note the arrow i forgot to move off my mac…

More of my 17 year old art… (please note the arrow i forgot to move off my mac…

Something about Tumblr makes you think it’s acceptable to dig out old art work from when I was 17 and expect ANYONE to care!!

but none the less, here it is… typical angsty teen. (sigh…)